Amy has been invited to a party of a little girl she doesn't really get one with.
'I can't possibly go,' she swooned, 'I feel ill.'
'But it's not until the end of March,' I reasoned, 'you may feel better by then.
'No, I think I'm going to be sick forever.'
Amy: Why did the apple and the banana cross the road?
Me: I don't know, why did they cross the road?
Amy: *in a sinister voice* Because they wanted to get run over. Why aren't you laughing? It's funny.
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